My trip to the hospital

OK guys the inevitable has happened. I have finally fractured a bone, which I never thought I would!! For some reason I always felt I would never break a single bone in my body ...ever! But I did!!

Relax its just a toe. How? Long story.


I'm a bit hyper, never got both legs on the ground together(Oh yeah, I did once, It was a Thursday) and when I was moving around like this at home, tried to avoid something in the way and in the process kicked the leg of my sofa hard enough to send it a few yards across the room and fell THUD to the floor. Fortunately my bottom is safe - or else god knows what!

Now the thing is I went around with the broken toe thinkin' and hopin' that it was just a sprain or a hairline fracture at the most, for 2 days. Later I was forced to go to a orthopaedic specialist at the hospital my uncle works in and he was good.

The very first thing is, it was crowded when we went in. The first thing the doc did was pounce on my toe and press it. After I screamed the hell outta his room and pierced holes though his ear drums he let go and asked me to get a X-ray. I limped after my uncle into the X-ray room. As he was speaking to those people at the X-ray room I noticed a cute chick Doc staring at me. She was a student and god knows what she was doing in that dungeon!!!

I said "Hi!" and got it back with a smile. I gave her my name and she opened her mouth to say something but I heard

"He is barely 20, that ok???"

No! She didn't say that, it was my uncle. He said that to her. She was doing her interns thingy, so my uncle as generous as he is, decided to cut our long conversation short and save us the trouble.

As my uncle groped away a fuming me, I managed to return a smile to her giggles and just let myself get whisked away to the X-ray room. Inside the X-ray room the guy made me sleep on that stupid cold table in all kind of postures that not even raunchiest models nor the Kama Sutra figures would have dreamt of posing like.

Next I learnt I had suffered a severe fracture to my toe. He asked me how I had been walking all those (two) days. I thought I was actually supposed to show how so when I got up to show how, he just pressed my head down and made me sit down again.

He wanted to set my toe next and gave me some painkiller and asked me to wait outside. Outside!!! That 'outside' was one hell of a place!! It had all the features of a crowded Indian Bus:
-There was the crying child
- The old granny who sat right next moi and told me about all the kids who broke there bone in her village and about the rest of her sad life and the cruel world
- Then there was the sick guy who just came and totally fell all over me, then he sat up slept over wife's lap and just threw his legs onto mine.

The doc came after 20 mins of this madness and asked me to check if my toe was still hurting....it was..so He said the pain killer would need time to take effect so he would be back later and with that he left me in that madness for another half an hour.

Guess what??? Half hour later the pain killer still had no effect!!!
So I just told him pretending to myself that I was one of those guys from the action hero movies
"Get on with it doc!! I can take it, but cant take this crowd!!!"
After some more screeching, yelling, shouting and beating around the room, my toe was set and I limped out of the hosp as if I was reborn.

All this...for a toe!



[Note: This story was transferred from another old blog of mine. Refer comments for more info]

Why I am unlucky in Love!!

The year was 1999 , I was returning from Hiply with a relative and it was an erie , deserted highway to My City. I had just finished a nice week long vacation in my relatives estate. Me and my uncle were the only two travelling and we were both tired and very very cranky. It was around 1 am and pretty much nothing was happening all through when all of a sudden my uncle brought the car to terrible halt. There they were...two magnificient beauties of nature, two serpents..big brown King cobras...performing a mating ritual in the middle of the highway!!!
My uncle had stopped because he didnt want to run over the serpents...I never realised that.He asked me to pick up the double barrel gun that most estate owners normally keep, from the back of the car! He wanted the gun because it was unsafe to stop in such a place. Me not realising this picked it up and in a rush of adrenaline aimed it at the snakes and fired two shots.The second shot found the head of the male and killed him instantly.

Be warned , it is never right to hurt any living being and to kill a snake is the worst thing you can do!Because the female serpent just looked at me and just stood there half coiled as if thinking or saying something with a lot of pain. The snake on that fateful night cursed me for 'Rasabhanga paapa' with a curse called 'Rasabhanga shaapa' which means I will never ever in my life be Lucky in love.

The testimony to this fact has been realised by me today...after 5 years of phoo phooing the curse, I have realised that it is indeed true.Because I have been blessed with a lot of good friends a lot of nice people around me...but still feel kinda set apart, because whenever I think of going after a girl or even fancy someone they end up far away from me. Sure I become a main part of their love story but as a villain.!!!


Fancied I have , for fun a lot of girls but only fancy, its a breese to get over. Love happens once and it has pained me because of the curse.HUM TO DEVDAS BAN GAYE HAIN YAARO!!! ROZ SHARAAB MAIN DOOBEIN HAIN LEKIN PHIR BHI PYAASEY HAIN!!!
I have to convey two messages in this blog of mine...they are:-
1)Always be good to all living beings, importantly snakes...especially when they are mating!































2)Dont believe in this shit that I have written here, its all a pile of stinkin crap , it never happened to me. Aur upar se this love shove ain't my cup of tea.But you can go ahead and follow the first message...But really this blog was created to give anyone who reads this ...A HEARTY LAUGH!!!!!




[Note: This story was transferred from another old blog of mine. Refer comments for more info]