Frandsip, frendsip, frensip. Seriously...how can so many get it wrong? One in every two "deep and meaningful but true lines" forwards are messages about friendship.
Presenting: The day people get really really touchy feely. (Blech!)
Anyway, the diabolical genius that I am, my brain has devised a way to take advantage of the day..
I am going in search of all girls with hot pictures on their profiles on-line and then send them all a request saying
"Hey wil u mak frandsip wit me?" with infinite number of question marks, period and exclamatory marks because girls sooo dig that (Either that or your keyboard-challenged).
Can you imagine what I would have to send if there was a 'love' day? ;)
"Hey wil u mak..." Oh you get the joke.
Given the attachment that people seem to have over "friendship's day", they can't refuse the request.
*Evil Evil laugh*
Muhahahahahahahaha!
Too much work at office. Its getting to me. Sigh!
Presenting: The day people get really really touchy feely. (Blech!)
Anyway, the diabolical genius that I am, my brain has devised a way to take advantage of the day..
I am going in search of all girls with hot pictures on their profiles on-line and then send them all a request saying
"Hey wil u mak frandsip wit me?" with infinite number of question marks, period and exclamatory marks because girls sooo dig that (Either that or your keyboard-challenged).
Can you imagine what I would have to send if there was a 'love' day? ;)
"Hey wil u mak..." Oh you get the joke.
Given the attachment that people seem to have over "friendship's day", they can't refuse the request.
*Evil Evil laugh*
Muhahahahahahahaha!
Too much work at office. Its getting to me. Sigh!
7 comments:
Dunno about love day, But there's a Bubble bath day ;)
Gimme Five :D
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I wonder whose joke your readers found more objectionable? Mine or yours :O ..Guess I should start with my own list of apologies...Lets begin with u :P I am sorry Mr.Insane that your job sucks...Your turn! :-/
LOL...how is that an apology? Or how is that YOUR apology? =)
Apology not accepted. Another round of drinks bartender, its on the lady trying to apologies.
But yeah I guess my job does suck. So do a lot of other things in my life. (Don't worry I won't crack a totally inappropriate joke about my "wife".)
So much just for trying to get you to repeat my apology? And u want to drink on that O_o
You are not alone my friend. If my job could suck more, The earth would be a black-hole by now.
P.S - And since I'm broke, we'll have to settle for stealing liquor off my dad's cabinet. U game? :P
Im sorry Poo your job sucks!
Okay? Now just loot that liquor already Bonnie!
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